(#1)

Greetings Heavenlies.

Everyone in Nazareth stinks like goat dords. I have to leave this city for awhile and search for something new. I hear Durgoon City has some excellent music and lady backs. Maybe I will go tomorrow and take David with me. David enjoys excellent music, not like Saul. He doesn't like excellent music because it hurts his feet when he dances hard. So it is set, I shall go tomorrow to Durgoon City for up to three years. My mother Mary is not happy. She will insist of staying. My father Joseph still feels little because of my bigger father God. David will insist of my decision with money of my asking. Thanks for the 10,000 rogwah little father. Mary thinks of me as her baby Jesus. I am at least 22 of the round light over the Mountains of Zeican. It is time for me to set journey to the sand and see the 5 cities of bigger father's hills. I choose Durgoon City because it is the closer of the 5 cities. Close enough for two pair of roman brown feet. They will keep my feet safe from leper runoff and whores. I choose to leave Nazareth because Nazareth treats me like Jacob of Corner West, the guy with four arms. They want to see him and talk to him, but they fear him greatly. The people of Nazareth think Jacob of Corner West will use his four arms like a horse and eat the young. The people fear me because of my bigger father. They know him and believe in his great power. They say tell your bigger father to bring us water to grow our food. Tell your father to grow our animals for plenty of food. I tell them my bigger father is not a fucking farmer. He is a creator of people, but nothing else, and I am just a man searching for new lands. David and I will go to Durgoon City tomorrow and I will keep records of my travels. I will write to you soon. It should not be more than a 70 day walk.

(#2)

I walked to Durgoon City. My Roman brown feet did glorious, except the vulture attack. Thank my bigger father for David's wit and flame sticks. Durgoon City is much larger than Nazareth. Much color and excellent music could be heard throughout the streets. We arrived at the gates on the sabbath. The guard did not believe I was Jesus of Nazareth and I had to demonstrate on his eyes. The other guard was nice to open the gates. I could see much dancing and fruit selling in the streets. I also saw lady backs. Some of the people of Durgoon City recognized me and immediately begged of help. They even helped my vulture feet. David was fast with the lady backs. I did not hear or see of him for 30 days. My time was spent in the churches talking with the people of Durgoon City. Help me! Help me! They would scream at me. Please tell your father to keep the storms away so our homes will be strong. I tell them my bigger father is not a fucking scientist. I helped a young girl with a slanted small arm. I helped another young girl with a neck hole. The help never ends. I am tired. David returned with a happy face and chasing money collectors. He said we must leave at once. Only 30 days in Durgoon City. I wish I could stay longer. Durgoon City has many great wine and bread. The main eating home has two different kinds of bread! One square and one more of a rectangle. I was so lucky! David and I are now walking to the town of Tripori. I hear Tripori is a big town on the water with many spices and excellent music. I can not wait to get there. I also hear that many Roman people live there with strong chests and spears. I hope to walk as not to be noticed. To get to Tripori we must pass through large mountains. David and I do not have any new Roman brown feet. It will be very painful like when my smaller father Joseph accidentally drove a wood nail into my arm when I was helping him last sun over the Mountains of Zeican. It should be shorter walk of only 45 days. David has plenty of water on his back. I will speak to you soon from Tripori.

(#3)

Oh Tripori has sweetness! Clean clothing and many nice lady backs. Tripori has beauty! Many great water lands and fishing boats. It looks like floating goat dords in masses on the blue waves. It was very tough getting here. I have not heard from David in over 24 days. I had to leave him behind in the mountains. I last saw his clothing while I was bathing in a small water hole. I heard loud goat screams. David? I walked through the mountains in bare feet because I traded my Roman brown feet to herders on the plane. They offered me 20 spike whippings for my Roman brown feet. I said that is not a fair deal. They gave me a final offer of 40 spike whippings. My back and legs still hurt to this day in Tripori. I finally made the gates of Tripori two weeks ago and I had to disguise myself. Jesus of Nazareth is a traitor to Roman towns and I am Jesus of Nazareth. They check everyone who wants to enter the gates. I told them I wasn't Jesus of Nazareth and the gates opened. Excellent music filled the air with sweetness! The lady backs were of heaven. The Roman men were bigger than me. People did not bother me as they did not know I was Jesus of Nazareth. I wanted to help people very much. One old man had arm cavern on his chest. Another man had a happy long tongue. I could not help them or I would be dead. The food here is heaven of all the cities so far. Many foods and breads. Many wines. I will stay here until David finds his way here and then we will walk to Barthlon where I hear they have many horses and many lady backs! It is a long 90 miles walk. I hope David gets here in full David. I hope he doesn't say he is looking for Jesus of Nazareth at the Tripori gates.

(#4)

David found me in Tripori. He asked for me at the gates of the city. They beat him and looked for me with him. Easy to find. I was bathing nude in the center fountains. David did not help me and we both were taken into the city jail. David said to have my bigger father God help us break out of jail. I told David my bigger father is not a fucking locksmith. During the night I turned the bars into fish and bread. David and I left the city on two mules. We had no Roman brown feet or any money. David said to have my bigger father God help us with money, maybe gold. I told him my bigger father is not a fucking banker. We needed water and could not go to our next city without water. Very hot and deserts all around us. The mules are very slow and thirsty. David and I had red water. We used mule to cover our feet for the hot desert. Barthlon was many miles away. We struggled in our journey until gypsies helped us. They offered us a safe trip to Barthlon. David gave the lady backs much thanks. The gypsies no longer offered us a safe trip to Barthlon. We took two gypsy mules through the desert to the Mountains of Barthlon. Just past the mountains will be Barthlon where I hear they have excellent music! We are happy to get there soon. I will write to you soon. It should take us 45 days by mule or 4 days by walking.

(#5)

We made it to the gates of Barthlon with many problems. We are very hungry and thirsty and without any flame sticks. David had to use his head to protect us from vultures. They took our clothing. Barthlon took us with open arms. They crushed our backs and threw us in jail. David was in the air for a long time. David is small. I fixed our backs and pleaded with the soldiers of Barthlon to let us out. They were going to starve us but I made fish and bread out of the bars. I told them that I was Jesus of Nazareth and that I was the son of God. They were a pagan city. I was the son of Hoklai, the town tree. Barthlon sacrificed 40 goats in my honor. I had to drink goat red water. Excellent music filled that air and I danced hard. David was gone. I heard many screaming animals throughout the night. David? Lady backs were thrown in my room. My bigger father was watching me. He replaced them with lepers to help. Curse you bigger father! A big rain came and washed away the city. David and I left on two mules with many supplies. Water, bread, flame sticks, Roman brown feet, wine, spears and money. David was happy. I was happy. Both of our mules died. Curse you father! We were naked in the desert again. We go North towards Mopoli where I hear they have many games and lady backs. Games where animals eat men. If we make it, it will be a 30 day walk. If we don't make it, it will be a sooner walk. I will write soon from Mopoli!

(#6)

What a site Mopoli! It is a great city under Roman rule with darker men. Many men have cloth around face to hide dirty mouths. Two darker men called David and I "goat dords!" My bigger father would not let me get mad. David got mad. David used a darker man cloth to end his air. We were taken to a gigantic circle with many animals. The tigers and huge darker men were not for happy times. David and I were supposed to defend ourselves with only a leaf covering our dangles. No weapons. David told me to ask my bigger father for spears. I told him that was an excellent idea. My bigger father heard my prayers and threw down many more tigers. My bigger father always challenges me. David took leg bite from a huger darker man. I slapped a tiger. They were coming to kill our air. I started to pray. The tigers turned into fish and the huge darker men stood before David and I. David took out his yellow water upon them. The people of Mopoli rejoiced! We were very looked for by the people! Many gifts for us. Roman brown shoes, dogwah, 3 kinds of bread and many lady backs. David has 17 lady backs! One lady back sees me in my ground tent at night. She does not have cloth and moves. Just before Nazareth spike my bigger father sent many sheep through tent. Curse you father! We have decided to stay in Mopoli for many years. We stay full and play many games with the people of Mopoli. I help many sick people. I helped one child with a head lagoon. I helped an older woman with meat growing from mouth and ears. Everyone is happy! I will write soon.

(#7)

I have not scribed you in a long while. David and I were in Mopoli for over 3 years! We could not be more happy. Many games and David and I danced very hard. We must have smashed 10 Roman brown feet each of us! We are now on donkey back to Jachico. It is between Mopoli and Nazareth and is many many days away. David had many dogwah collectors looking for David in Mopoli. David stopped the air of the town sheep with Nazareth spike. We were not welcome.The people of Mopoli sent us away with many donkey and dogwah. We also had Roman brown feet and many breads. Our road to Jachico is evil. Many gypsies with sheep heads on sticks. Also many gypsies with evil dark teeth. I wish I was in Mopoli. Ten moons of Trilomes ago, David and I were stopped by gypsies in the night. They offered me safe passage to Jachico for David. I was happy to accept. I was alone. I had no food or water. I begged my bigger father for a fresh pond with fresh fish. My bigger father said he was not a fucking fisherman. Curse you father! My bigger father sent a big water to flood the land when I cursed him. HAHA! I wanted water! I tricked my bigger father! I am no longer thirsty! My bigger father struck my left leg with great light from the sky. It was on fire for many days. I climbed into the mountains to pass. I was almost without air. I heard a loud noise from a mountain goat. David? It was David! David had so many gypsy meats and breads! We were so happy! Many bags of water fell off his arms! He escaped the gypsies but without his hands. Down the mountain was easy. 90 days from Mopoli. Where is Jachico? There it is David pointed. He pointed with his right wrist. We could see it finally! I do not know about Jachico. Only that many ugly people are there. I will write from Jachico soon.

(#8)

Jachico was very poor city. No dancing hard, and no lady backs. David made many angry noises with no hands wrists at night in cave. Many gypsy steel all dogwah with slight of hand. David very jealous. Same gypsy helped us to Jachico with happy teeth take all breads and clothes for dangles. We are very poor for many moons of Trilomes. David beat man with one up eye and one down eye in Roman brown feet race for 2 dogwah. I took many spike in arm for 10 dogwah. We must leave Jachico. Happy teeth gypsy want 100 dogwah to let us leave. David want me to ask my bigger father for 88 dogwah, square soft bread & horse but I told him that my bigger father is not a fucking Durgoon City swap meet! Happy moment come! We see old friend Paul! David and I saw him in Nazareth many moons over the Mountains of Zeican when black buzzard ate upper half of body back bone. Paul has back like donkey leg floating in Sea of Herod. He is very rich and paid happy teeth gypsy with gold spike in happy face. Paul have many horse and dogwah! I tell Paul to sacrifice best sheep to my bigger father for good fortune. Paul say my bigger father eat goat dords and dangles. Then my bigger father sent loud angels with bugles in air. Loud angels took dogwah and set horse fires. Paul has a head like a man that ate rocks in Tripori! We leave city very poor to Nazareth. We must walk down through caves of leper and Roman gate. Then Nazareth! David is gone by many loud birds. Paul took his Roman brown feet and I took dangles cloths. I will write soon from Nazareth!

(#9)

The leper caves are ugly. Many men and women with dirt skin birds growing from eyes and back hole. Paul got leper and is dead. I got leper and fall from high cave. My bigger father save me with air from a mighty bugle. I fall on many many dogwah! My father is a fucking banker! I see David with many smile! He steal dogwah from Roman goat dords. Bigger father send many sky fire for David. David right arm melt as Roman candle. We go to Roman gate through under dirt hole cave. David is slow. No hands and one arm. Many moons of Trilomes. We see over Roman gate then Roman goat dords see us! David say he is Jesus of Nazareth and give many dogwah. Roman tigers chase us in the gate and they do not eat dogwah. Great flood save us! Many floating Roman goat dords and leper Peter. Thank you bigger father with the left arm of David. I carry the round bread. David found Roman horses and point to them with legs. Many water! Many dogwah! No lady backs. David drink happy water with legs and angry face. Many gypsy with sheep hit David off horse. Very happy my face! Many moons over trilomes. Very hot and I trade horse skin and David for water and Roman brown feet. No food for me and much sick. I see baby sheep with a broken leg. I heal leg and tell sheep to tell other sheep about my bigger father. Many more sheep see me next day. Much food for Jesus! My bigger father mcuh angry now. My bigger father send one much big sheep as horse to kick me. I Roman brown feet race from big sheep. Happy gypsy spike big sheep and people wear white cloths. See Nazareth! Three trilomes! I will write happy soon!

(#10)

Greetings Heavenlies!

Happy Nazareth! Many people with open arms! Jacob of Corner West play most loud bugles with four arms and big face. Excellent music with Saul dancing hard! Many lady backs and happy water! My little father Joseph and my mother Mary fall to knees and thank my bigger father for my return to Nazareth. I hear many loud sheep. David? Yes, it was David! He is alive and dancing hard with only legs. Many people with bad come to me for healing. Woman with only one eye I give her four. Mathew of the Fountain Village has three angry humps on back so I turn him into fish and let him swim in the sea. Man with arms on fire I give him three angry humps on back. No more walking and I am very tired. Nazareth people keep begging me! They want me to ask my bigger father to let them from their sins. When I was gone Nazareth people pray to sun and man with baby growing from chest. They want me to ask my bigger father for temples to pray to him. I tell them that my bigger father is not a fucking carpenter. My little father Joseph is a carpenter and offers his help to build the temples. My bigger father is much jealous and sends half vulture half bull from sky to eat my father Joseph. One less face with hair. My mother Mary is very sad but finds Saul happy and handsome. Much happy Nazareth for many moons of Trilomes. Much water and food and the best lady backs. Then my bigger father tells me I must spread the word of God and I must travel the desert again. I tell my bigger father that I am not a fucking camel.